That's not a word!
This is my new favourite segment.*
It's called "That's not a word!"
Today's "That's not a word!" goes out to:
asap"
"Asap" is not a word, dummy, it's an ac-ro-nym. That means you spell out the letters.
"Asap"! Try not to use it in a sentence today!
Riss the... on the war path
* Note, while the use of "segment" would ordinarily imply that it will appear with some type of regularity, the author makes no promises or undertakings that this will be the case.
Comments
When - to save time - I stopped putting periods after each letter, it was as if the enemy had won.
Fight on, sister.
Thanks for adding me to your neighbourhood. I returned the favour. Feel free to stop by my comedy blog if there's ever time that needs killing.
If I ever saw you in public, I would slice your throat ear to ear and pull your tongue out through the hole while I watched you choke on your on blood and die, you fucking internet coward.
Now, now. Play nicely, please.